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Bad food

My step-auntie Greta ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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