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My step-auntie Greta ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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