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Bad food

My step-auntie Greta ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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