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Bad food

My step-auntie Greta ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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