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Bad food

My step-auntie Greta ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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