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Bad food

My step-auntie Greta ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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