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My step-auntie Greta ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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