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My step-auntie Greta ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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