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Bad food

My step-auntie Greta ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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