Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Greta ate …

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Brussels sprouts stinky tofu a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta mushy peas turkey twizzlers stale bread a box of dead mice soggy lettuce cat biscuits

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