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My step-auntie Trisha ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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