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Bad food

My step-auntie Trisha ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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