Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
step-auntie
Trisha
ate
yesterday's fish
and
nutcracker choked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Vietnamese
Prydeinig
Irish
Monegasque
Bolivian
Burundian
Japanese
Romanian
Cook Islander
Guamanian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.