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Bad food

My step-auntie Trisha ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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