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My step-auntie Trisha ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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