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Bad food

My step-auntie Trisha ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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