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Bad food

My step-auntie Trisha ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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