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My step-auntie Trisha ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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