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Bad food

My step-auntie Trisha ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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