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Bad food

My step-auntie Trisha ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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