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Bad food

My step-auntie Trisha ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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