Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Trisha ate a wedge of blue cheese and …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

nutcracker choked slapped kneed punched throat-punched karate-chopped scissor-kicked bit head-butted Vulcan death-gripped

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.