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My step-auntie Trisha ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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