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My step-auntie Trisha ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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