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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Trisha
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a plate of soggy nachos
canned prunes
stinky tofu
yesterday's fish
Brussels sprouts
the last Rolo
over-cooked pasta
mushy peas
cat biscuits
a wedge of blue cheese
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