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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Trisha
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wedge of blue cheese
stinky tofu
a box of dead mice
a stale biscuit
soggy lettuce
a plate of soggy nachos
mouldy potatoes
canned prunes
over-cooked pasta
yesterday's fish
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