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My step-auntie Thelma ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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