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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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