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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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