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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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