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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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