Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.