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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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