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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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