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My step-auntie Thelma ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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