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My step-auntie Thelma ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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