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My step-auntie Thelma ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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