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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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