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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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