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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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