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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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