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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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