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My step-auntie Thelma ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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