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My step-auntie Thelma ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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