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Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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