Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Thelma ate …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a box of dead mice a stale biscuit mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta stale bread mushy peas yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce canned prunes

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