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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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