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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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