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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Sylvia
ate
yesterday's fish
and
head-butted
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a shepherd
a tramp
a policeman
a bus driver
a doctor
a dentist
a spy
a child
a train driver
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