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My step-auntie Sylvia ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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