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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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