Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate a stale biscuit and strangled …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

New Zealander Bahamian Martiniquais Botswanan Zimbabwean Emirati Citizen of Vanuatu Equatorial Guinean Hungarian Tuvaluan

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.