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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate a stale biscuit and …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

bit scissor-kicked strangled Vulcan death-gripped punched karate-chopped slapped kneed nutcracker choked roundhouse kicked

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