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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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