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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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