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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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