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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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