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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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