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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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