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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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