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Bad food

My step-auntie Sylvia ate …

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turkey twizzlers the last Rolo cat biscuits a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce mouldy potatoes a plate of soggy nachos yesterday's fish a stale biscuit

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