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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Sylvia
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mushy peas
yesterday's fish
a wedge of blue cheese
soggy lettuce
a stale biscuit
stale bread
mouldy potatoes
canned prunes
Brussels sprouts
the last Rolo
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