Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Sybil ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.