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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Sybil
ate
soggy lettuce
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
strangled
bit
kicked
punched
Vulcan death-gripped
throat-punched
nutcracker choked
scissor-kicked
roundhouse kicked
kneed
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