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Bad food

My step-auntie Sybil ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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