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Bad food

My step-auntie Sybil ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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