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Bad food

My step-auntie Sybil ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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